aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

ntaliaromanova:

that person you saw crying today? that’s me not going to comic con

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

girlyteenagenerd:

gleek4snix:

dicksp8jr:

agibaxe:

leonardnimoysdimples:

When an American hears the degrees in Celsius

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When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit

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oh my god

The accuracy of this post astounds me.

I laughed at this for over 15 minutes

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

psyducked:

now we’re talking