chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience. Alexa Chung, it (via fabulousbitch69)

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos