adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows
that person you saw crying today? that’s me not going to comic con
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
The accuracy of this post astounds me.
I laughed at this for over 15 minutes
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic